A Man Was Walking Home

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.

‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers.

Paddy had never been with a hooker before but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty pounds.

So they hid in the bushes.

They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.

It is a Police Officer.

Allo, Allo, Allo, What’s going on ‘ere, people? asks the cop.

‘Ta be shure, Oi’m making love to me missus,’ Paddy answers, sounding annoyed.

‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ says the cop,

‘I didn’t know.’

‘Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bloody light in her face!’

Johnny And A Girl Are Playing

Johnny Got On The Bus