A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice.
“What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?” she asked.
“Well… I’d have to know a little more about the child,” the psychologist hedged.
The woman took a deep breath.
“He’s very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age,` she said.
He has good coordination, expresses himself very well…”
“Oh, I see,” the psychologist said, “It’s YOUR child!”