A Young Job Applicant Was Being Interviewed

A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry-level position.

His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?”

“Not even a little,” said the young man.

“How about alcoholic beverages?”

“Never touch ’em,” he replied.

The boss smiled and asked, “So you spend a lot of time with girls?”

The applicant said, “No, not really.” “

So you don’t have any vices?”

“Well, I do have one,” he admitted.

“And what would that be?” the boss asked. “I tell lies.”

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