A Young Man Goes To A Drug Store

A young man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist:

“I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need some protection.

How much is a pack of them rubbers gonna cost me?”

The pharmacist responds: “A three-pack of them is $4.99 with tax.”

“TACKS!” the shocked redneck says.

“Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!”

A Beautiful Woman With Golden Little Plane Necklace

What Did He Say?