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Blonde Figured Out The Key To Living Forever

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Death: It’s your time. give me your hand.

Blonde: No! i know that if i don’t touch you then I’ll never die!

Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever!

You’re soooo smart! High five!

Blonde: *high fives*

Death: Typical blonde… Dumbass…

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