Little Johnny And His Grandma

Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother.

On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased.

In one package, Little Johnny found some panty hose and he began to sound out the words “Queen Size.”

He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed,

“Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!”

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