Stan is Seconds Away From Receiving A Vasectomy

Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.

“Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaims the brother.

“And why not?” asks Stan.

“Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday?

Like my wife and I have here?” Stan says nothing.

The brother grows impatient, “C’mon Stan, I want a nephew.

Stan, make me an uncle.

” Stan can’t take it anymore.

He gives his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asks his brother,

“You’re sure you want a nephew?”

“Yes,” the brother replies.

“It would be an honor.”

“Well, congratulations, you’re holding him.”

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