A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge penis.
He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains,
“D-d-d-d-doctor I have a really bad s-s-s-stutter caused by all the b-b-b-b-blood going to my huge p-p-p-p-penis”
The doctor takes a look and can see that is the case.
They come to an agreement that the man must have his penis reduced to a normal size to help with blood flow and stop the stutter.
A week later and the doctor conducts the surgery and removes most of the penis and leaves it off to the side and stitches the man up.
He wakes up and without a doubt, no stutter!
“Thank you doctor this will be life changing!”
A week passes and the man comes back down to see the doctor.
“Doctor i have been able to talk fine but the issue is the girls don’t like me anymore,
I used to get all the ladies with my huge penis, now they don’t like me,
I need you stitch my penis back on.
“The doctor replies, “g-g-g-g-go fuck yourself”