An obnoxious drunk stumbles

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, “No way, buddy, you’re too drunk.”
A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom.
Again he slurs, “Give me a drink,” and the bartender says,
“No, man, I told you last time, you’re too drunk”
Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, “You’re too drunk”
The drunk scratches his head and says
“Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing

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