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With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a ‘Women Only’ parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.Below is the first picture […] More

Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters under my bed. I know it’s silly, but I can’t help it.” The pastor recommended prayer, reading the Bible, singing hymns, keeping the lights on, but nothing worked. One […] More

It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. He says, “I can’t hear you!” So she gets close to his ear and asks again, “Can you please tell me where the ladies room is?” And he replies, “On the other side!” So she […] More

One day a man goes to the beach to get a tan, he is wearing no clothes except for a newspaper to cover his privates. A little girl walk up to him and asks ”What is under the newspaper?” the man replies ”Oh, that’s my birdy, don’t touch it.” Soon after, he falls asleep. When […] More

One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase. The young girl greeted the cashier with only a “Hi,” then proceeded to dig nervously in her wallet. She was having obvious trouble counting out the correct bills and change. But rather than help, the cashier simply […] More

When I was interned in Dr. Eiras Hospital, I began to have panic crises. One day, I decided to consult the psychiatrist in charge of my case; “Doctor, I am overcome by fear; it takes from me the joy of living.” “Here in my office there is a mouse that eats my books”, said the […] More

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out […] More

The 3 farmers Once there was 3 really poor farmers. One day they saw a flier for the county fair. World’s fattest pig wins 1 million dollars. There pig wasn’t fat at all but one of the farmers had an idea. They trained a monkey to put corks in bottles. After a week of training […] More

A man and his wife were on a driving holiday and looking for a hotel for the night. When they found one the manager said, “Yes, we have vacancies, it will cost £100 each for the night.” That was a well outside their budget, so they politely turned the offer down and asked if there […] More

This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In […] More

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian. They’re immediately taken back to a room. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some medicine and hands the man […] More