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in Funny JokesA Nun And A Priest Crossing Sahara Desert On Camel
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in Funny JokesA Woman Walks Into A Pharmacy One Day
A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.” The pharmacist says, “Ma’am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m going to have to call the police and report you.” […] More
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in Funny JokesA Nun And A Priest Crossing Sahara Desert On Camel
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. “Well sister, this looks pretty grim.” “I know, father.” […] More
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in Funny JokesA Mother Had Three Virgin Daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent […] More
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in Funny JokesA Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?” His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling. The […] More
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in Funny JokesHe Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring. The old man said, “No, I’d like to see something much more […] More
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in Funny JokesA Teacher Was Asking Her Class
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue” The teacher said no, “it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors.” Another little boy raised his hand and said, “the leaves on the trees are absolutely […] More
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in Funny JokesThe Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does that mean?” She asked. “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!” he replied. Wife Smiling asked, “So sweet of you honey. What about IJK?” He […] More
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in Funny JokesGirls Day
April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls day” outing. “But,” she told him, “It didn’t end all that great for me.” “Why, what happened?” he asked. “I went out to take a swim in the rough water but I didn’t go out far because the waves […] More
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in Funny JokesThe Big Game Hunter
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal’s skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet […] More
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in Funny JokesThe Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number to which his sister replied. When she dialed the third number her own phone […] More
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in Funny JokesA Man Walks In His Room After Work
A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed. After careful examination he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a undressed man standing there. ‘Who the hell are you?’ he yells. […] More
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in Funny JokesA Blonde Is Swimming In A River
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.” More