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A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest

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A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest

as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby.

The man apologizes profusely and says

“if your heart is as soft as your chest, I know you’ll forgive me.”

To which the woman replied

“if your tool is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 318.”

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