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A Soldier Approached A Nun
A soldier approached a nun Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out […] More
in Funny JokesA Mother Had Three Virgin Daughters
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent […] More
in Funny JokesA Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?” His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling. The […] More
in Funny JokesHe Told The Jeweller He Wanted Ring
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring. The old man said, “No, I’d like to see something much more […] More
in Funny JokesA Teacher Was Asking Her Class
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said, “the sky is absolutely blue” The teacher said no, “it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors.” Another little boy raised his hand and said, “the leaves on the trees are absolutely […] More
in Funny JokesThe Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” “What does that mean?” She asked. “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot!!!” he replied. Wife Smiling asked, “So sweet of you honey. What about IJK?” He […] More
in Funny JokesGirls Day
April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls day” outing. “But,” she told him, “It didn’t end all that great for me.” “Why, what happened?” he asked. “I went out to take a swim in the rough water but I didn’t go out far because the waves […] More
in Funny JokesA Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus might be willing to get him one. So the boy started writing out […] More
in Funny JokesA Affair With His Secretary
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes […] More
in Funny JokesThe Wife Checked Her Husband’s Phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number to which his sister replied. When she dialed the third number her own phone […] More
in Funny JokesA Blonde Is Swimming In A River
A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.” More
in Funny JokesThanksgiving Meal
A young woman goes to her boyfriend’s parent’s house for Thanksgiving dinner. This is to be her first time meeting his family, and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine Thanksgiving meal. The young lass is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the beans. […] More
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