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My Mother And Father Are Discussing

Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future.

`What will you do if I die before you do?` Dad asked Mom.

After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.

Then Mom asked Dad, “What will you do if I die first?”

He replied, “Probably the same thing.”

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