A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament. From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king. He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament. The night before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room watching TV. […] More
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck. “That’s enough, how about a truck?” “I found a driver in bed.” More
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your […] More
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come back, and I’ll bless you. So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first one who was laughing what […] More
Unexpectedly, an artist’s wife started having sex with him every day. Though quite unusual, he didn’t question his luck, deciding to just enjoy the ride. One day, his wife approached him. “Honey? Can you sketch a picture for me?” “Of course!” he replied. “What should I draw?” “What you think our baby will look like. […] More
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for giving blood?” “About $20.” “Wow,” says the man, “I’m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.” The woman angrily gets off […] More
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and […] More
A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge penis. He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains, “D-d-d-d-doctor I have a really bad s-s-s-stutter caused by all the b-b-b-b-blood going to my huge p-p-p-p-penis” The doctor takes a look and can see that is the case. They […] More
A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.” Rob pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he […] More
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. ‘Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask. ‘Are my testicles black? ‘Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ‘I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here […] More
A Husband looks at his wife and says… “I bet you can not say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” The wife thinks for a second then says. Your tool is 2 inches bigger then your brothers More
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other […] More
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