Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could freeze water. At the end of training, the attractive instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was anything she could do for us, just ask. […] More
A man lies completely naked on the beach with a huge sombrero on his dignity and with a sign “For viewing – BGN 5.” A woman passed by, she wondered why the man was hiding behind such a big hat, gave 5 levs, looked and exclaimed: Well, he is hanging! And the man replied: Well, […] More
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, “What if the baby starts coming, and I can’t get to the hospital in time?” The doctor replies, “Well, woman have been having babies for a million years without […] More
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. “Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.” The art collector replied, “You know, I’ve had an awful day, Jack, so let’s hear the good news first.” The lawyer said, “Well, I met with […] More
Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter came up to them and said, “You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around Heaven. You will […] More
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied, “I’ve never done either.” “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women? ” inquired the doctor. “No, I’ve never done any of those things either.” […] More
Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are. Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen and she can’t even cook. Guy 2: That’s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a new $50,000 car and she can’t even drive […] More
A man goes to a hospital and sees a man masturbating. He asks the nurse why is he doing so. The nurse explains to him that if he doesn’t masturbate every 6 hours there would be a clot and he would die. Then in the next room, he sees a nurse giving a blowjob to […] More
A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry. Upon her entry to the room, however, she finds a pair of panties on the floor that do not belong to her! […] More
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” […] More
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed, I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split […] More
A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” “We’re taking Continental,” was […] More
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