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A Man Masturbating In A Hospital

A man goes to a hospital and sees a man masturbating.

He asks the nurse why is he doing so.

The nurse explains to him that if he doesn’t masturbate every 6 hours there would be a clot and he would die.

Then in the next room, he sees a nurse giving a blowjob to a guy.

He then says, “You will have to explain this.”

The nurse replies, “Same problem better insurance.”

A Woman Walks Into A Drugstore

A Pregnant Woman And Doctor