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Last Year A Guy Took His Blonde Girl Friend To The Superbowl

They had great seats right behind their team’s bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the

tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t

understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you

mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was…

‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’

I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”

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